>St. Patrick's Day

>Beware the Ides of March

>This year, St. Patty's day is

> on the Ides.

>That's kinda interesting

>A few years ago when I was still dating

> a friend and I went out on St. Patty's day

> and we weirdly wore the same thing

> as the other

>I don't know why I remember that

> night so clearly

>I remember having to mother her

> in order to get through the night

>We went to like, 5 bars

> and it was fun

> I just wish I was more drunk

>Anyways,

>

>I'm going to order a Ceaser salad

> and stab it with my knife

>PEBKAC <3